I saw a headline on Google news that read: “Cheney’s Heart Device is Updated” and my first thought was “Cheney has a heart?”

Or drive Yugos. I can’t remember the comedian who made the yugo comment.

For some reason the ‘drunk’ and ‘ecstatic’ mood icons are the only ones showing up for me on my livejournal.

It’s okay though because I’m a bit drunk.

Some Guinness goodness, a girly shot and some jim beam and coke. A lot for me considering I don’t drink that much or that often. Is it weird that I don’t really think I like beer (especially light beer), but I love Guinness, seem to like Murphy’s Irish Stout and like Yuengling Lager? Maybe darker beers are the answer.

Tonight was the celebration of Will’s birthday so we all met up at The Banshee. There was an Irish band playing (possibly the same one as last time). We sat on some overly low couches by the bookshelves and I managed to keep myself from zoning out on account of being faced by much bookage. I really like Will and Kelly. Tom and Chandra are fun. Also Tom and Chandra are moving to Scotland in a month or so where he’ll be continuing his master’s or doctorate or something. Chandra chatted up some pipers and we got an impromptu history lesson about bagpipes.

I’m a bit drunk. I like Guinness a lot. I’m going to regret this post in the morning.

We went to the E. Street pub for a bit because some members of the group were craving karaoke. I do not sing in public.

The whole night was a lot of fun.

Rob and I are going to see Lucero in Philadelphia tomorrow night. We’re also supposed to get to have dinner with Janice (his sister) and Ed while we’re there (which makes me very happy).

Also I got the paint off my window with some stuff that’s supposed to remove or blend in scratches that I got from my father. I still want to find the jackass that did it and kick him repeatedly.

To Whomever decided to Spray Paint my car’s driver’s side window and Rob’s side mirror white while both cars were parked on the street,

Fuck you.