http://lazymuse.org/words Rants, Rambles, Revelries, Musings and Meanderings Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:34:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I thought I would score higher in the awkward category. http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/11/12/yup/ I still love you, but I'm very disappointed in you California. Go stand in the corner for half an hour and think about what you did. http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/11/05/grrr-2/ Because John Scalzi said it better than I: Election List X: Some of The Horrible Things That Will Happen To You If You Don’t Vote 1. Your penis will fall off. If you are a woman, you will grow a penis, which will then fall off. 2. Your peers will point ... http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/11/04/voting-is-good-for-you/ It snowed yesterday. It snowed. Granted, it was a mix of rain and snow, but it still required me to dig out the ice scraper for my car to clean off the white stuff and it's not even Halloween yet. Today flurries of white harbingers of snowy doom floated around. ... http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/10/30/so-grumpy/ Driving to and from New Jersey in rainy conditions is now to be filed under "not fun". Add to the mix the fact that I've gotten very little sleep in the past two days and you have one cranky Monica. Right now I'm still in a f%^K Jersey mood. There ... http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/09/28/rainy-jersey-and-avoiding-the-pool/ I need to remember to call downtown to see if I have to report for jury duty Friday morning. I'm already wondering which stack of books to cram into my bag to last the day. Rob and I went to the Wyoming County fair on Sunday with a group of his ... http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/09/04/cows-and-bunnies-and-pigs-oh-my/ From the folks who brought you the Han Solo encased in carbonite desk, the Emperor Throne: (Death Star not included) This and the Christopher Lee video found via toplessrobot.com. For all your geeky/humor needs when cracked.com hasn't updated. http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/08/29/treat-your-ass-like-the-dark-lord-it-is/ When did the cheerleaders at football games start copying their moves from strippers?? http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/08/28/88/ 3 points if you get the reference in the subject. My boyfriend just called me from Target to ask if I wanted all four Lethal Weapon movies. Apparently they're in a set for ten bucks. He said he was ruining a surprise, but he wanted to make sure. He's such a ... http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/08/28/do-you-like-my-picture-i-got-it-at-target/ My favorite is the Singing in the Rain bit. http://lazymuse.org/words/archives/2008/08/14/helium-and-celluloid/